I was riding my bike headed toward the forest preserve where there is a crushed limestone path. When I was approximately a block from the entrance, I noticed a person coming out of the forest preserve. I had one of those internal discussions and it went like this.
“Hey look at that guy! He’s carrying his dog out of the park.”
“Wow, that guy carrying his dog has some unfortunate hips.”
“Wow (oops), that girl has an unfortunate hair cut.”
“Oh, that girl is carrying her jacket.”
“Maybe I need new glasses.”