6 Reasons You Should Invite Me Over To Your House For the 83rd Academy Awards.

1. I’m awesome. And you should want to hang out with me at the first chance.

2. I’ve seen many of the movies nominated and can carry a good discussions about them during the more boring parts of the program.

3. I actually think the academy awards are kind of dumb, so I offer my incredibly sarcastic commentating free of charge.

4. My popcorn eating skills are boss.

5. I don’t have cable so I can’t watch them by myself. I will be in your debt.

6. I drive a dodge stratus (not really).

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