1. I’m awesome. And you should want to hang out with me at the first chance.
2. I’ve seen many of the movies nominated and can carry a good discussions about them during the more boring parts of the program.
3. I actually think the academy awards are kind of dumb, so I offer my incredibly sarcastic commentating free of charge.
4. My popcorn eating skills are boss.
5. I don’t have cable so I can’t watch them by myself. I will be in your debt.
6. I drive a dodge stratus (not really).